urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jesus I am Jesus, Son of God Jesus of Nazareth 2005-05-13T03:15:22Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jesus:851 Userpic 2005-05-13T03:15:22Z 2005-05-13T03:15:22Z I just saw that you can have blinking, moving pictures of yourself. Last time I was on Earth we couldn't do that, what with the parchment and stone tablets and all.<br /><br />Can one of my children make me some userpics with this modern technology? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jesus:748 Robe 2005-05-11T23:10:41Z 2005-05-11T23:10:41Z I'm in need of a new robe. I still haven't replaced this one since it got all muddy after they ripped it off me and threw it on the ground when I was up on that bitch of a cross bleeding on myself.<br /><br />At least I walked back and found it after I rose on the 3rd day. I just wish they would've had a little bit more respect for my clothing. I can resurrect, but I sure as hell can't sew.<br /><br />I hear you can buy clothes "online" now. Any recommendations for sites? I asked my dad but he hasn't kept up on any of your guys' advancements lately. I think he's disappointed in how you've focused your energies lately. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jesus:353 Bored 2005-05-10T05:33:09Z 2005-05-10T05:33:09Z Was going to return to my children today, but they're all still being dicks.